{"product_id":"poop-gets-me-out-of-bed-in-the-morning","title":"Poop Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning","description":"This bumper sticker speaks with dry, self-aware humor — a darkly funny nod to the little things that drag you out of bed. The muted olive background and matte finish keep the look low-key and tasteful, while the bold, condensed lettering and simple coffee-cup icon read clearly from a distance. Made from durable, water-resistant vinyl with a UV-protective matte laminate and eco-solvent inks, it holds up on cars, campers, laptops, and coolers through rain and sun. It’s for people who enjoy wry, offbeat humor on the road and want a sticker that lasts without screaming for attention.\n\nProduct features\n- Vibrant, crisp color prints\n- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors\n- Matte finish with UV protective laminate\n- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing\n- Printed with eco-solvent inks (environmentally friendly)\n\nCare instructions\n- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10'' × 3'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":53461609054575,"sku":"26537144774025546845","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/3167\/4479\/files\/16244536457595673917_2048.jpg?v=1789155908","url":"https:\/\/bumperplug.shop\/products\/poop-gets-me-out-of-bed-in-the-morning","provider":"BumperPlug","version":"1.0","type":"link"}